Braves' Poetry

[quick]

I'll start:

There once was a man named Anderson,
Who could not throw and would not run;
He tried sometimes to hit;
But often did he sit;
As he'd rather watch a game than play in one....

[Chris_Moderato]

Where's KB? He's got a songbook full of ballads somewhere.

[Hobbes]

Where's KB? He's got a songbook full of ballads somewhere.
Please...no.

[BigWorm]

Hickory Dickory Dock.

Slayer, you take the next line.

[Chris_Moderato]

Hickory Dickory Dock.

Slayer, you take the next line.

I'll go!

Hickory Dickory Dock

Get off slayer's ****.

Oooooh...snap!

[BigWorm]

Little Braves Blue
didn't have a clue.
he changed his name
more power came
but nothing changed with his IQ

double snap

[Chris_Moderato]

Little Braves Blue
didn't have a clue.
he changed his name
more power came
but nothing changed with his IQ

double snap

Burn.

[slowride]

There is a man we simply call Frenchy
Whom we all agree is Sexy
Accurate and strong
His arm is second to none
Damn that kid is Sexy

[Chris_Moderato]

There is a man we simply call Frenchy
Whom we all agree is Sexy
Accurate and strong
His arm is second to none
Damn that kid is Sexy

I know I posted a "thank you" but...

Thank you...just...just, thank you.

[Middle Man]

A Braves Haiku

Fourteen years we ruled
But only one flag we flew
Oh well, we blew it

[BigWorm]

I love a good Haiku.

[Lauren T.]

I've thought of several haikus, but I'm sure none of you would be interested in my version. ;)

[Middle Man]

I've thought of several haikus, but I'm sure none of you would be interested in my version. ;)

Let me guess the first line -


Look at Brian's butt...

;)

[Lauren T.]

I've thought of several haikus, but I'm sure none of you would be interested in my version. ;)Let me guess the first line -


Look at Brian's butt...

;)
Eh, his is a little flat. If I was going to write a butt haiku, it'd be about O'Flaherty or Bennett. (I swear, O'F has silicone implants.) :D