New guy here.

[Redman5006]

Hello, I have been reading as a non member for a few days and decided to join. Looks like a great place to chat about the Braves. Been a lifelong fan and look forward to discussing and learning more about our team.

[barvos4evr]

Welcome Redman! We like to think we have a small yet knowledgable community here! Hope you enjoy it!

[Lauren T.]

Welcome! Feel free to ignore my posts about how much I love these boys - I'm an anomaly around here. ;)

[wordslayer©]

Hello, I have been reading as a non member for a few days and decided to join. Looks like a great place to chat about the Braves. Been a lifelong fan and look forward to discussing and learning more about our team.

As one of the marketers here for the site, would you answer these few questions, so that we are better able to spend our marketing dollars more efficiently:

1) You say that you have been reading the site here for a few days, and if so, what was your main motivation for joining?

A) The possible return of Lavelle
B) Wondering if the Rap ever learns humor
C) HUGE Jeff Francouer fan

2) You visit braves message boards because:

A) Your life sucks like ours
B) You actually find that the posters here are engaging and knowledgable
C) Got tired of being on the Yankees message boards because that winning all the time really really does get old

3) How come you didn't say that you will post often?

A) You don't want to be like those other lying basthads that join this site and say the same damn thing and never do
B) You feel that your braves knowledge will pale in comparison to ours
C) it's just hard to think of sentences that require no punctuation while also using words that are easy to spell

4) If you have visited this site before, then choose the answer that best answers this question:

A) RandyA
B) RandyB
C) RandyC

5) Dale Murphy should be in the hall of fame because:

A) has masterbated fewer times than any other braves all star, and in the south, this is a huge deal. There ain't no dick in dixie, son.
B) he was a better player than Bill Veeck, who just so happens to be in the hall of fame.
C) Audie Murphy was his father and a vote against Dale Murphy is a vote against Audie Murphy

Welcome. Post often.

[Redman5006]

Thanks everyone I appreciate the welcome. I think I can tell who the board comedian is. LOL!!

[Andy G.]

Thanks everyone I appreciate the welcome. I think I can tell who the board comedian is. LOL!!
I think you're going to fit in well Redman. If you can take slayer's hazing without blinking, you'll enjoy posting here.

[Dreamscape]

That wasn't hazing...Wordslayer has been promoted to Head Guy in Charge of Marketing and All Marketing-Related Procedures.

He demanded the longest title...

Oh, welcome to the site, Redman. If you have any questions, feel free to ask here or PM one of the mods.

[KB 34]

Slayer requested a new title, he shall now be known as "Head Guy of Marketing and Built to Win All Marketing-Related Procedures." He's assured us we won't be traded for a Playboy and some chocolate cake, and why should be worry about the integrity of a guy who uses a smoking baby as his avatar?

[-Dr. Brave-]

I thought wordslayer© wanted to be a

"Financial Reasoning Analyst Not Capable Of Encouraging Useless Rejects"

[JanShan12]

Welcome!